Really Weird News

Fri Mar 14

This was broadcast live in Canada. Apparently the reporter decided reporting from a sledding slope was a good idea. 

Wed Mar 12
Woman sat on toilet seat for two years

“She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body,” (Ness County sheriff Bryan) Whipple said. “It is hard to imagine. … I still have a hard time imagining it myself.” 

Police found the clothed woman sitting on the toilet, her sweat pants down to her mid-thigh. She was “somewhat disoriented,” and her legs looked like they had atrophied, Whipple said.

Tue Mar 11
Hillary, thats enough! Come back!

Hillary, thats enough! Come back!

If Celebrities Lived in Oklahoma
50 People Looking for Virgin Marry in Sun go Blind
Sun Mar 9
Wingardium Leviosa

Wingardium Leviosa

Thu Mar 6
Robert Downey Jr. Dyes His Skin Black

For a movie. 

Wed Mar 5
OMG, look at those gas prices!

OMG, look at those gas prices!

Mon Mar 3
A tank made of balloons, made as an example of modern art. 

A tank made of balloons, made as an example of modern art. 

Sun Mar 2

This guy taught his cat Triggy to say hello. This opens so many possibilities…